Sink or Float?
Dr. Parsons, cute as a bug is she.
Darling and friendly as can be.
While chatting with her you're having a delightful time.
Then she starts in with the questions, got any slime?
On those questions, she really makes you think.
Then it gets a little too personal when she asks does your poop stink?
Doesn't everyone's I reply?
In varying degrees, her expression is wry.
The next thing you know she's asking does it float or sink?
Oh my goodness, on that I'll have to think.
Then I learn to my surprise,
Sinking is far better, this I had yet to surmise.
On and on the chatter goes.
Sometimes it's enough to curl your toes.
In the end it's all for your benefit you see.
So she can gain insight into your poop and pee!
— Written by an NPHC Patient


